January 2010
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Here's an equation for you
Revision + Lack of it = Mabon up all night
4.20 am. Hours of revision so far: 0. Hours of revision planned: millions. Hours of sleep: 0. Size of headache (rate of 0-10): 5. Magnitude of annoyance.
I’m up, waiting for revision to come shooting up my arse, taking hold of my senses and making me learn stuff. I’m also waiting for Subway to open. My local one (just outside) opens at...
Footballers' Wives
Lady: Are you travelling alone Mrs. Frederico?
Tanya: Correcto, one widow, one dead husband (shows the urn)
Lady: Window seat?
Tanya: I don't care where I'm sat as long as the champagne's on ice.
Lady: The flight departs in just under an hour. Departing from gate 3.
Tanya: Thank you (walks off)
Lady: Excuse me, madam, haven't you forgotten something? (points to the urn)
Tanya: Tell you what, darling. You keep it. I won't be needing that where I'm heading.
sticky white love piss
saysomethingclever:
is by far the best euphemism for spunk ever
Molecular Biology of my Mundane Boredom by Alberts...
Molecular Genetics Is being quite a bore, I’m trying to revise it, But it’s a fucking whore.
I’ve sort of learnt that DNA will form 5-prime to 3, But really now, what does that mean? Please. Tell. Me.
Then there’s replication Of the very same DNA, But this too, I must admit, Is really rather gayyy.
I’m constantly distracted By shows on 4oD - Really, who would...
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