Joyous news…

Nice little surprise today…

Body Systems Lecture (11/12/09) Cancelled
10 December 2009 08:18

The lecture on Friday 11th December has been cancelled due to staff illness. The lecture notes will be put on blackboad. I apologise for any inconvenience that this causes.

Dr Gouldsborough

You won’t see me complaining! Won’t have to get up for 9 o’clock tomorrow morning!

In other news… I have a copy of More magazine. Do people really buy this?! In the “Men overheard” section, they have stupid things that women have heard men saying. Okayyyyy some of them are mildly entertaining…

(Man singing along to Bulletproof by La Roux)

“Next time baby, I’ll beeeee full oooof fruit.”

or…

Man 1: I hate this job. I wish I had a pound for every hour I work here.
Man 2: Er, mate. You get £6 an hour.
Man 1: Oh yeah.

but others…

“If armpits went the other way, would they be called armhills?”

(oh, shurruuuup) make no sense.

And sections like “The underwear he really wants you to wear” and “Couples close up: Cheryl & Ashley shun split rumours” - yes, we all want them to split up (the little footballer obviously doesn’t deserve her) but do we really care?