Footballers' Wives

  • Lady: Are you travelling alone Mrs. Frederico?
  • Tanya: Correcto, one widow, one dead husband (shows the urn)
  • Lady: Window seat?
  • Tanya: I don't care where I'm sat as long as the champagne's on ice.
  • Lady: The flight departs in just under an hour. Departing from gate 3.
  • Tanya: Thank you (walks off)
  • Lady: Excuse me, madam, haven't you forgotten something? (points to the urn)
  • Tanya: Tell you what, darling. You keep it. I won't be needing that where I'm heading.